Please buy me stuff

In a few weeks, specifically, April 3rd, I’ll become an old man of 23. I predict it’ll be a pretty good year, some good things will happen and some bad things will happen too. Variety is the spice of life I’ve always thought, so I won’t let any of that stop me from being awesome. What lies in store for the year after that? I don’t know, but I have a dream…

Now, at this point, I know that those of you that have enough money to buy gifts for total strangers will want to know how you can send me stuff for my birthday. Also, you’re handsome/pretty and smell nice. No longer will you be crying yourself to sleep at night, as I am now about to link to my Amazon Wish List, which I definitely haven’t linked to before. The rest of you suck and are no longer my friends.


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